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[brooklyn_boy]

 
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[seeingscarlet]

[Sorry Steve, but we can't all be super soldiers with crazy tolerance for toxins.]

Do you call hot dogs sandwiches in English?

[brooklyn_boy]

What? No...

Do you call them sandwiches?

[seeingscarlet]

We just call it a sausage in a roll. And we put it in from the top so the sauce doesn't go everywhere

Does that make it more like a burrito?

[brooklyn_boy]

Is this code?

Are you in trouble?

[seeingscarlet]

Everything feels wrong

Vision says something happened and one of the hunters shot me but I should be fine soon

[brooklyn_boy]

Shot? You were shot?

Where are you? Is Vision there? Are you alright?

Tell me where you are. I will be right there.

[seeingscarlet]

Don't know

It was just a dart. I feel bad but I don't think I was hurt

[brooklyn_boy]

You were hit with a dart?

Oh.

I think I understand now. Vision there with you?

[seeingscarlet]

He is making soup and soup goes with sandwiches and I wasn't sure if a hot dog was a sandwich

[brooklyn_boy]

Yeah. That is the age old question.

I guess it could be. Meat. Bread. I'm not sure what the definition of sandwich is.</font?

[seeingscarlet]

Not what it sounds like.

[Sand. Witch. She and Pietro might have had a good laugh about that once upon a time.]

[brooklyn_boy]

[Oh my God, she's so out of it. But Steve has to laugh at that.]

If you controlled sand, would that make you a sand witch?

[seeingscarlet]

[At least he isn't telling her the floor is lava like someone else...]

oh no it might

What happens if a sand witch eats a sandwich?

[brooklyn_boy]

[Sounds like someone real dumb. With greasy hair.]

I think that cancels out, so nothing?

Or maybe it makes them even more powerful? The world might never know.

[seeingscarlet]

I think maybe I am not allowed to eat sandwiches on the beach anymore. Just in case

There are better foods to eat anyway

[brooklyn_boy]

Like soup?

Vision soup?

[seeingscarlet]

[Oh Steve, you are very lucky her brain didn't take that a different way.]

No one's making Vision into soup while I'm here

[brooklyn_boy]

[Wanda, please! Good way to immediately end the conversation.]

Of course. No one's gonna touch a...

Facet of his jewel?

[seeingscarlet]

No one's going to touch him at all if he doesn't want them to

But I won't let anything strange get that close

[Wanda, chill; you can't even take care of yourself right now.]

[brooklyn_boy]

I am sure you won't. You take excellent care of him, Wanda.

It's very sweet.

[seeingscarlet]

Of course I try. He's the best thing to happen to me

[brooklyn_boy]

You both are the best thing to happen to each other. I don't know what Vision would do without you, either.

[seeingscarlet]

He'd still be cute

[Don't get her started, Steve. She will gush about Vision like a teenage girl if allowed.]

I am very lucky

[brooklyn_boy]

You both are. I don't think I've ever seen two people more in love.

Think about getting hitched?

[seeingscarlet]

It's a pretty dream

Do you really think people like us could have that someday?